“[Today], every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.”
|—||Tina Fey, Bossypants|
Make a fist and put it in the center of the picture. It looks like the dots are moving ten times faster.
“The most important thing to decide when you’re creating a fantasy world is what the characters CAN’T do.”